Entertaining in a Disturbing Way

Disclaimer: Not mine.
Fandom: Bionic Woman 2007
Characters/Pairing: Jamie Sommers, Sarah Corvus
Genre: femslash, action
Rating: PG13, language, femslash, vague het, violence, wet leather
Length: 1,200
Notes: No. No, I really don't have anything but 30 seconds of promo and clips to base this characterization off. And yet. I blame myKosling, pataka02, thenewhope, and wiliqueen. Horrible influences, the lot of them. *grumbles* It is, however, kinda hot.

Thirty Seconds
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: Not mine.
Rating: er... 13? Violence, language.
Characters: Cally of Auron, Travis
Set: post-season four. As always, this is an AU. Previous installments can be found, at the least, here.
Notes: Was bored at work, listening to a combination of Bowie, Nine Inch Nails, 30 Seconds to Mars, Stabbing Westward, Fall Out Boy, and Garbage. This really did get started with 'Hallo Spaceboy', however. (mental prompt "Cally, moondust")

End With a Bang
ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: Not mine. Rating: er.... pg? Violence.
Pairings (referenced): Dualla/Lee, Kara/Lee
Genre: episode insert (Rapture), action
Spoilers: Rapture
Notes: Written at work, edited at home. I figured someone had to write it. *kicks the title* I've written too much fic, I'm really tired of having to find good titles.

Logic Dictates
by ALC Punk!
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This is the bit we missed, from the end of tonight's episode.

SPOILERS for Rapture. Duh.
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Disclaimer: not mine.
Rating: 18+ porn, language
Fandoms: X-Men comics/Farscape
Pairing(s): Alex Summers/Chiana, referenced: Alex Summers/Madelyne Pryor
Set: ...god. Er, X-Men, right after Mutant X? Before the Mary Sue Nurse? Farscape: er... Terra Firma.
Notes: This was actually written... god. Probably three years ago. Never posted, as it really only has an audience of, like, two. However, in re-reading it, I realized it wasn't all that bad. Hence. Posting it. (I posted it once to deadjournal, but without edits or a title)

Puttin' on the Ritz
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: Not mine. Rating: 13+ torture, language
Fandoms: Farscape/Battlestar Galactica (2003)
Pairings: referenced: Kara/Lee, Kara/Anders, Kara/Zak, Kara/random
SPOILERS. Farscape: Nerve/Hidden Memory (though this is technically supposed to be set after Peacekeeper Wars). BSG: Through Eye of Jupiter.
Prompt: Kara, Scorps, Last night on Earth... (this title sucks, but it's late, and I'm freezing)

Bolt of Blue
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: not mine.
Rating: 18+ Porn.
Pairing: Brennan/Booth.
Set: Anytime, no spoilers.
For the porn battle, Prompt: Bones, Brennan/Booth, dirt

Imprinted
by ALC Punk!
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ETA: There is really awesome Angela/Hogins here at the porn battle

Disclaimer: Not mine.
Rating: Kiddie, mostly. Vague innuendo?
Genre: Gen, angst, episode insert.
Spoilers: season 3, not quite to the mid-point.
Notes: This confused aj, but, eh. I refuse to compromise. Did a new thingie, and my prompts were: Vala, Weir, are you now or have you ever been? And then David Bowie's "Heart's Filthy Lesson" was playing. title from Bush's Solutions.

Head Full of Splinters
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: Not mine. Nope. Rating: 18+ implied smut, etc.
Length: 500 words.
Pairing: Nominally, this is Lee Adama/Sam Anders. It is also, however, Kara/Anders, Kara/Lee and Dee/Lee.
Sooilers: Eye of Jupiter/Rapture
Notes: this is an abbreviated version of Jack/Pete, I expect. I blame lizardbeth_j for it in its entirety.

Every Time We Lie....
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: not mine. Rating: kiddie.
Fandom: SG: Atlantis |||||| genre: gen, friendship ||| length: 1,100+
Set: early early Lantis season one.
pairing references: Sam Carter/Rodney McKay, Sam Carter/John Sheppard
Notes: This was written on the fly, at work, for thekatebeyond, and then edited once I was home. And added. You can all thank karma_aster for the thing that Liz and Shep bet with.

The One With the Jell-O In It
by ALC Punk!
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This is long. It took me most of last night and tonight to go through and find all of the fic (my tags aren't all up to date, sadly).
( Damn, that's a lot of fic. )
And on to the questions...
( ...kinda boring. )

for femslash100.

Prompt: #97 - Justice
Fandom: Xena: the Warrior Princess
Pairing: Xena/Gabrielle(/Callisto)
Rating: 18ish. smut.
Word count: 200
A/N: Set between Intimate Stranger and Ten Little Warlords.
( Similarities )

Prompt: #97 - Justice
Fandom: Xena: the Warrior Princess
Pairing: Xena/Gabrielle(/Callisto)
Rating: 18ish. smut.
Word count: 200
A/N: Set between Intimate Stranger and Ten Little Warlords. (follows the previous drabble)
( Differences )

disclaimer: not mine. Rating: er... 13+ish.
Pairings referenced: Kara/Anders, Kara/Leoben.
Set: before Occupation. spoilers, though.
Notes: this's centerspire's fault. It's kinda rough and I should be in bed. sigh.

Pull Back the Curtains
by ALC Punk!
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"Yo, Carter!"

"Yo, Thrace!" Sam called back over the sound of the showers.

"Pass the frakkin' soap!"

Laughing, Sam grabbed the cake of soap and turned. Kara Thrace was standing under her own shower, grinning. Pausing for a moment to admire her all wet and naked, Sam almost forgot to toss the soap. But being able to focus on more than one thing was what made her a good pilot.

Tipping her head back, Sam closed her eyes and let the hot water slide through her hair and down her body. Getting a shower after five days in and out of the cockpit was like getting a winning token in the damned Caprican lottery. Around her, the other pilots laughed and joked. They were all letting off steam, all coming down.

=-=

"To be fair, Batou WAS staring at my breasts."

"To be fair, I was."

"Great." Togusa rubbed a hand over his face. "Anyone not staring at the Major's breasts, please feel free to follow me home for dinner."

=-=

"Ow!" Sam rubbed the back of his head and glared at the other man.

"Tony!" Crichton growled, "You don't get to hit people--you can't even keep a steady girlfriend without lying to your co-workers."

"Hey, man, he was being dumb."

=-=

( may be considered spoilers for season 3 of BSG )

=-=

Crichton took the seat across. "O'Neill."

"Gentlemen." The other man acknowledged.

Then they got to the serious business of ordering drinks. Fox Mulder, always a cheap date, went for the beer. Surprisingly, so did Jack O'Neill. John Crichton changed the menu slightly and went for the scotch.

-

Jack eyed Crichton. "You know, when you do that, you sound like Daniel. Stop it."

"Sir, yes, sir." Crichton mock saluted, his accent notably thicker.

"John," Mulder paused, then eyed his mug. "Being smug about fucking an alien is not kind."

Title: Routine Perspective
Username (optional): Lyssie
Pairing(s): None.
Request (written): Kinda a combination of two requests. Request one: "Cast your eyes on the ocean; cast your soul to the sea." (quote from 'Dante's Prayer' by Loreena McKennitt) and request three: I like character exploration pieces.
Spoilers (if any): Vague for season one, and a bit into season two.
Timeline (If applicable): Skips through early season one, mid-season one, and the very beginning of season two.
Rating: Pretty much kiddie appropriate.
Warnings: There is mention of death.
Author's Notes (if applicable): Massive thanks to grav_ity and aj for betaing this puppy, and pointing out where my brain-logic only worked for my brain. Any mistakes remaining are certainly my own.

(the masterlist for the ficathon can be found here.)
( Elizabeth likes to stand on her balcony and imagine she's a princess in a castle. )

Disclaimer: not mine.
Rating: er...13ish? Kissing is mentioned. Yep.
Fandoms: Stargate: SG-1/newBattlestar Galactica (yes, this is actually a proper crossover. Yays)
Pairing: Samantha Carter/Kara Thrace
Spoilers: earlyish season nine for SG-1, a bit after the mid-point of season 2 for BSG.
Notes: This's for woodface who wanted holiday fic that was happy. I'm, ah, not sure this ended exactly the way you'd've liked, though....
Words: 1,500.

Rational
by ALC Punk!
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What could have happened... (I need to get me a Kitty icon. *makes note*)
( This will contain spoilers? )

Disclaimer: not mine.
Rating: 18+ Porn.
Pairing: Anastasia Dualla/Lee Adama
Set/Spoilers: LYDB, pre-season three, I guess. Ish.
Notes: This's for ysrith. I have figured out the secret to writing Lee (for me, at least). If I pretend he's Scott Summers, I'm all over it. (I apologize for not having a Dualla/Lee icon. Hrm.)

In Practice...
by ALC Punk!
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Disclaimer: not mine.
Rating: 13+ish. vague sex mentions.
Pairing: Domino/Cable
Set: AHAH. Yes. Post-Cable and Deadpool issue #34. AS SUCH IT CONTAINS SPOILERS.
Notes: I tried to make it longer, but Domino and introspection don't mix well. sigh. ARGH.

The First 48
by ALC Punk!
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notes: you can blame this on redstarrobot. Though I'm still not quite sure it works. *sleepy yawn*
Fandom: Blake's 7
Pairing: Avon/Cally/Tarrant
Rating: er... 18ish, but not graphic. The porn is a bit boring right now.
Set: post-Children of Auron.

Nothing at All
by ALC Punk!
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