Entertaining in a Disturbing Way

*gets up, coughs up a lung, calls in, goes back to bed*

eta: *feeds fuzz monster, goes back to bed*

Being sick sucks.

But. Mainlining half a season of B5 produces fun results. Palmetto and I attempt to write crack crossoverness (spoilers through season four of both BSG and B5)

eta: G'Kar and Marcus: the Buddy Cop movie? The only thing more awesome is Steven and Marcus: Fumbling Resistance Members.

Bester = Leoben?

ALSO.

G'Kar > EVERYONE EVER.

eta: Oh, and Susan is a pilot, so I'm unsurprised at my love for her. Also. Delenn = AWESOME.

eta2: Mom would airlock Bester in five minutes, y/y?

I would like to protest still being sick. The back of my throat is all swollen and annoying. Bleh.

Have fic. Don't know what I think of it yet. Also, am disturbed at my fetish for sticking people in the dark to discuss crap.

Also. Coldplay's album A Rush of Blood to the Head is bad to listen to, post-BSG. SO DEPRESSING. (and the title track, when exposed to BSG last night, just. NO. :( :( --)

I'm kinda jonesing for Bab5 again. Sigh. Hrm.

Er, spoilers. Obvsly.
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*stares blearily at flist, and then outside*

*contemplates work* do not want.

*decides to take wee!Indy Jones with her to work* He can molest my keyboard with his, ah, staff. Thingie. I would take wee!Marion, but she is currently discussing how stupid mini!Cable looks with wee!Leia and wee!Padme. Possibly, they might attempt a coup on the upper bookshelf, except, well, Glory and Replicarter might smack them down.

I should get dressed. Sigh. And find something for breakfast that isn't Cheetos.

tgimff.

*ponders bsg tonight* do want. even if it will suck like a sucking thing.

(vague spoilers for Doctor Who's 'Blink')
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SO. SO, I'm brushing my teeth, and my brain goes, "Ha ha ha. What if Taren Capel was the Cylon God?"

dear brain, I HATE YOU.

(don't know how long, untitled) (NOW I really am going to bed. SWEAR TO GOD)
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Disclaimer: not mine
fandom: NCIS
characters: Ziva, Abby
rating: PG, language, mentioned violence
set: insert for 'recoil', set the morning after (timeline on the ep's a bit hazy in my brain, and I think this is where it fits best)
notes: I knew the episode would make me write fic, I just didn't know what. ps, I do not care if the title isn't a real word.
summary: Ziva is still taking it one moment at a time.

inescapable
by ALC Punk!
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as in, I'm not bothering to think about this much, just posting it now, so I don't foget, but--

( Spoilers through The Road Less Traveled, most likely )

MY SHIP HAS WANK! Or has caused it, anyway. *happysigh*

Although, dude. GET THE FUCK OFF MY SIDE.

(and to everyone else over there loving on my ship, dudes, where the fuck are you when it comes to feedback, meta, icons and writing fic? Is that DEAD SILENCE I HEAR?)

Also. I would officially like to complain about the fact that I should hold the batshit title, and thanks to this dude, I don't. *SULKS*

eta: BAHLEETED. Noes. :/

Or something like that. MEME TIME!

AHAHA. So. The first one is based off this lovely article Your Friends Are Not Watching the Same Show You Are and That's OK. AHEM. What shows am I watching?

BSG was once upon a time the Kara Thrace is Hot, Will Kick Your Ass and Fly Like a Maniac (and can I have one, pls?) Show. For a very limited run, it was joined with the Kara and Helo Caprica Road Show which segued into the Kara and Anders Are Hot and Make Out a Lot Show (also a sadly limited run) that went on hiatus for a while but since the Kara Thrace iHWKYAaFLaMS took over for a while, I was ok with that. Then it came back! Then it was kinda weird, and became a combination of that and the Helo Needs to Take Off His Shirt Show. There were also limited runs of The Dee is More Awesome Than God Show and The Racetrack Rocks Hour, too. Currently, though, all have been superceded by the Kara and Helo Caprica Road Show in Spaaaace.

NCIS is the Ziva and Abby Are Awesome Hour with side-cameos from the Tony is a Dumbass, McGee is Adorable, Ducky is the Man and Gibbs is Snarky Show. Sometimes, they're joined by the Jenny Shepard Can Kick Your Ass in Five Words Show. Sadly, the Agent Lee is Cute as a Button Show seems to have gone on permanent hiatus, along with the Col. Hollis Mann Snark Hour.

Bones is the, um... Everyone is Snarky and Adorably Sciency Show, sometimes it's the Angela and Cam Should Have Sex Show, or the Booth and Brennan Need a Room Show, too. Occasionally, it's joined by the OMG THAT IS SO GROSS Moment.

Doctor Who is the, um... Ten is Wacky, Donna Rocks, Martha Jones Rules the Universe While Rose Joins Black Air Show. (oldskool is the Imagination Can Take You Anywhere and You Get to Topple Totalitarian Governments Along the Way and Blow Things Up a Lot Show)

Forensic Files is the Science Is Awesome and Hot Show.

Torchwood is the Stop Hitting All My Kinks, You Bastards Show, sometimes it's also the Gwen is the Best Thing Ever Hour.

On to the shipping meme, which was last seen at spoonishly's, and which I do not have a cool copy/paste thing for you to get the code from.
( I'm nice )

sometimes, I really resent my parents training me to have a good work ethic when 99% of America doesn't.

I have random thoughts about the type of character I love, but--

They almost always boil down to pilots/swords/sticks/brains smarter than yours. Plus the snark.

Snark is essential.

*goes back to rereading the Time of the Dark* (also, women who get enraged/insane and defend their children = good.)

spent the day cleaning. and have a cold. stiff and sniffly now.

bleh. *shakes fist at world in general*

am also cold. Don't know why.

hrmph. Think I will dig out im logs and see if there is aj fic in them. Possibly, I might even read #subcafe logs from 1998.

Spoilery, etc, may reference some Farscape stuff that I'm going to attempt to keep from being spoilery--
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*pauses between categorizing links for a PoD update*

YOU GUYS.

part one of Trucco's Q&A is up at Skiffy

HE IS SO ADORABLE.

Even if I want to burn that shirt.

I am evil, or something to that effect. Because I have got BSG fic out of Ryss (is like pulling teeth), and, and, you guys. SHE WROTE ME SAM AND HELO KNOCKING BACK SHOTS. And Helo and Kara!

Kara and Helo: http://alryssa.livejournal.com/604150.html?style=mine
Sam and Helo: http://alryssa.livejournal.com/604183.html?style=mine

S4 spoilers, etc.

GIVE ME A LIZARDBETH.

pls.

Doctor Who: ...I've read this book, it was called 'The Pit'. I liked the book better.
BSG: oh frak me.
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